BIG NEWS: ANIMAL TRILOGY

I have been waiting to release all this for some months… here it is!

BOOK ONE

This is available as a revised, updated version on Amazon as an ebook and as a paperback! It has a new cover and is ready to read.

BOOK TWO

Is available on pre-order as an ebook. The release date is: 14th February 2023

On that date this book will also be available as a paperback!

BOOK THREE

Is available on pre-order as an ebook. The release date is: 31st May 2023

On that date this book will also be available as a paperback!

Book Talk: The Goldfinch

The Goldfinch is undoubtedly one of Donna Tartt’s masterpiece novels: an engrossing, heartbreaking, detailed tale of a boy who loses his mother and gains a world famous painting. The opening scenes are some of the most gripping I’ve ever read, we follow Theo Decker, a 12 year old boy, as he visits The Metropolitan Museum in New York with his exuberant, intelligent, art loving mother. What follows is a worst nightmare scenario.

Theo loses his beloved mother in the catastrophe whilst he survives, physically unscathed but forever mentally impacted. As he leaves the scenes he takes with him a priceless painting named ‘The Goldfinch’ which he proceeds to hide and hoard throughout the remainder of his youth. Incidentally, the beautiful little painting exists in real life and lives at The Hague in the Netherlands.

The entire book follows Theo and his life journey through to adulthood and it is he I care for above all whilst reading the story. His voice is clear and developed and I couldn’t help wondering how far his voice was from the author’s own because of the absolute precision of the depiction.

Theo is very much a boy lost in a big city, a kind of Harry Potter figure, a parentless survivor (although he does have an absent, alcoholic father). I couldn’t help taking a motherly stance towards him as I became increasingly concerned about his wellbeing. I cringed when he made bad decisions (multiple times), I rejoiced when he found respite, I wanted to personally thank those who helped him out.

There is one point where he leaves Las Vegas alone, where he has spent a considerable amount of his teenagehood, he takes a bus to New York with his little Maltese dog in his bag who isn’t allowed on the bus. He has just enough money to take the journey and that is it, he has no place to go when he gets there, no relatives to call on. He may as well have been travelling alone into a deep, dark cave to face an angry dragon and the sheer reality of the situation only served to intensify the suspense.

The atmosphere in this book is unparalleled, every time I opened the pages I was immersed in the dark, gothic, cluttered surroundings. The New York in this book is an Old World one filled with antiques, exquisite furniture, dust, old money, European paintings, grimy alleyways, cold weather, rain and creaking floorboards. The time Theo spends in the ultra-modern, soulless vast desert that is Las Vegas serves as a stark contrast to the ancient, mothball environs of New York.

Family, or lack of it, loneliness, survival and friendship loom large in the pages of this book. Theo spends a portion of his youth living with the Barbours, a rich New York family living in a dark, elegant apartment stuffed with priceless antiques.

Their material fortune does little to prevent misery and even though Theo has no blood ties it’s hard to be convinced by the Barbours that he is missing out. It is only when we remember the bond he had with his loving mother when she was alive that we’re reminded family isn’t all misfortune and disaster.

The relationships Theo forms throughout his life become family of a kind. There’s the noble, nieave, kindly Hobie who lives to restore treasured pieces of furniture and there’s Boris Pavlikovsky, a brilliantly drawn character who lives hard and fast, a Russian teen when we first meet him in Las Vegas, wild, savvy, having travelled the world with his businessman father. Then there’s Poppy, the girl who shares Theo’s catastrophic experience, a glowing, fractured character who he adores with every inch of his soul.

The Goldfinch is a masterpiece, 11 years in the making, fully deserving of the 2014 Pulitzer Prize for Fiction, a wonderful, daring, ambitious book, filled with art and humanity. I can’t wait to see what Donna Tartt comes up with next.

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Self Care 101 For Literary Types

People who are passionate about reading and writing are particularly delightful people, who need a particularly delightful self care routine to thrive. Are you this type of person? If so, read on!

Create A Reading Nook

We all love to read great books, that’s what bonds us and many of us already consciously create reading spaces that are special to us. Sometimes life can get in the way and we end up plonking down pretty much anywhere to continue our current read. There’s nothing wrong with that of course, but there can be something stabilising about sitting in a quiet, created space reserved only for the magical art of reading.

Choose a space – can be as simple as your bed, or could be a window sill or a special chair in the living room, or a sofa in your fully stocked library! Then fill it with things you love, a favourite light, cushions, a lamp and of course, a stack of books.

Go For A Walk

With all this reading and writing comes a certain amount of sitting indoors and sometimes, we need a counterpoint to that. Getting out for a walk is an excellent way of getting one’s attention out from the pages of a book or the screen of a laptop. I like to listen to my favourite music as I walk and really look around me as I go.

Set Reading/Writing Goals

Dream big, my friend! But set small doable goals along the way, this is an invaluable way of lifting one’s spirits, even in times of sorrow. Having something to work towards, no matter how small, can pull you out of almost anything. It’s all relative so if you’ve found yourself in a real funk, say you’ve got to the point of being sick in hospital, maybe set yourself a goal to read one page of your novel. If you’re on top of the world and writing thousands of words a day, maybe set yourself a higher weekly goal or take part in one of the many writing challenges.

Celebrate Every Success

When you reach those goals, don’t forget to congratulate yourself. Praise yourself for doing it and list out the qualities and abilities in you that helped you to get there. If someone else wants to help you celebrate, take it, have a cup of a tea and biscuit together and talk about your miniature successes. Don’t wait for a ‘huge win’ or a ‘massive breakthrough’ to celebrate… it’s the culmination of the all the small ones that get you there.

Write Letters

This can be highly therapeutic for literary types. As a teenager this was my ‘safe place’. I had a dear pen pal who I met whilst doing a mini History study course at Cambridge. She enjoyed writing too so we poured out our hearts in letters to each other every month or so. It was the one place I felt I could truly express myself emotionally, and when I received her letters full of her own truth, trusting me to understand and respond, it was very rewarding. It doesn’t have to be letters, it can be emails – but the trick is to find the right person to do this with. The majority of people do not have the time, patience and inclination to write heartfelt communications to one another, so don’t be disappointed if you don’t find your perfect pen pal straight away.

Journal

Getting a treasured notebook out at the end of the day and writing down your thoughts and feelings can be incredibly therapeutic and literary types are at a complete advantage on this score, because expressing ourselves in writing comes naturally.

Find New Books

I am a Wattpad author so I am biased on this point, but whenever you need a new story you can always go here. I have a bunch ready to read for free right here. There’s also asking friends for books they like, good reads or joining a book club. Nothing lifts the spirits quite like a new book!

People Watch

A lot of our interests and activities take place alone – reading and writing are generally solitary activities (but not always). And yet, if we are to be great fiction writers we need to understand our subjects – people. It can be fun and interesting to go out to a place where there are people, such as a cafe, a bus, a street where people walk, and just watch people. It can be a source of great insight! The way people look, the way they talk and act … just watching them can be a way to understand them better and in turn, help us draw better characters in our works of fiction.

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5 Nasty Ladies In Fiction

Everyone loves an evil female character, right? I do! Whether it’s uber glam wrong-doing or just plain old nasty stuff… I’m loving it. Along with my fellow awesome writer E.Latimer, we both decided to compile our top 5 female villains list. Here is mine. To see Erin’s please go here.

1. Cersei Lannister, Song of Ice and Fire Series

She is one of the best female dirty-doers I’ve read in years! She’s immoral and bad on so many levels… She sleeps with her brother and her cousin, she’s ordered the murders of thousands, she’s cold-blooded, icky and power mad. But then, on the other hand she’s also creepily relatable – she’s very much a woman in a man’s world and why should her brothers get all the power whilst she gets married off to an overweight boar-hunter? And she loves nothing more than her ‘sweet’ children… Who would begrudge her that? Cersei is world class female villainy at its best.

look at that pout!
look at that pout!

2. Annie Wilkes, Misery

This bad girl has none of the glamour of Cersei, but all of the devilishness, and more. She is a full on creep fest of a character. The one person you do not want to meet if you’ve had an accident and there is no one else around to take care of you. The scene where she clubs her captive, Paul Sheldon’s feet still haunts me to this day. A terrible and brilliant example of a ‘fangirl’ gone horrendously wrong.

I dread to to think what she is about to do with that thing in her hand.
I dread to to think what she is about to do with that thing in her hand

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Interview With a Book Lover

I love it when you find a great blog to read. And that’s exactly what I did a few months ago when I started following Polyliteramore. Written by 19 year old Gillian Ebersole, the blog includes regular insights into her life and her loves, which include books, dancing, travel and more.
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The posts are composed in such an honest and eloquent way, they really caught my attention. I just had to reach out to Gillian, to ask a few questions of my own. So, here we go…
1. What are your top 3 books and why?

My all time favorite book is A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith. I also love The Book Thief and Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore. In general, I love historical fiction and watching a character triumph despite incredible hardship. To me, the best books are ones that encompass both the joy and the pain of the simple moments of everyday life, and these three books capture this perfectly.

122. I noticed you did a series of posts ’52 Weeks of Gratitude Challenge’ – what things are you most grateful for in your life? 

I am so grateful for so much, but it truly is the little things that make me stop and take a moment to wonder at the world around me. Light rain, good books, bustling coffee shops, summer sunsets, the thrill of dancing – all of these are the most precious aspects of life I give thanks for every day.

3. What is your favourite thing to bake?

Pumpkin muffins. Or any kind of cupcake really. I read this book called The Cupcake Queen in middle school, and I have been in love with baking cupcakes ever since. They are just so fun!

4. What is your favourite place in the world, and why?

Over the summer, I travelled to Amsterdam, and I fell in love with the city and the culture. The lifestyle there focuses so much on living in the moment and enjoying everything from food to biking and walking to art and architecture. If I could, I would move there in a heartbeat.

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5. If you could give a few words of advise to your younger teen self, what would they be?

I would tell myself to stop doubting the worth of my own thoughts. Older generations tend to pick apart the thoughts and arguments of the teenage generation, and I think this age range holds some of the most powerful ideas. Society is stifling six years of valuable and unprecedented creativity when teenagers are told to grow up and be adults.

6. What do you most want for your life?

I want my job to be my life’s work and passion. It is a lot to ask, I know, but I am determined to combine my love for art and dance with my love for writing and thinking. While I would love to perform as a dancer, I also am drawn to using dance as a form of social action to bring art to those who lack the access to it.

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7. Who has helped you most in your life so far?

I have been blessed with many excellent teachers, both in school as well as in the arts, who encouraged me to follow my dreams. When a teacher tells a young student that anything is possible, it has a massive impact on the formation of that student. My accomplishments rest upon the words of the teachers who believed in me; I owe everything to them.

8. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you like to go the most?

Right now, I am dying to go to Spain. I speak a little Spanish, and I love the language and culture. One of my life goals is to hike the Camino de Santiago, from France across the northern border of Spain, and enjoy the art and journey along the way.

9. What do you think is the most important thing that needs to happen to make a better world?

People need to care for each other more. Today, so much focus is placed on numbers and data, and we lose the sense of humanity in these numbers. I truly believe that the world would change overnight if people looked around and gave a little more love to everyone they met. And, I think art, in all its forms, is a vehicle for this change, for it counters the data-obsessed nature of current society, encouraging open-mindedness and the need for appreciation of all people.

10. Who inspires you the most and why?

My hero is Anne Frank, and I had the privilege of visiting her hiding place in Amsterdam over the summer. Here is the message I left in the guestbook, “As a teenage writer myself, I can only aspire to convey the truth as Anne did. Her striking honesty and faithful optimism shine even today as an example of the human power to persevere and to thrive, even in the darkest moments of history. Anne’s voice will live on, fulfilling her dream to become a renowned writer and proving the potency of the thoughts of the teenage generation.”
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Nothing Brings Ladies Together Quite Like A Cup Of Tea

Recently I received three different teas to sample, sent to me very kindly by Adagio Teas. What else could I do but invite my Mum round for a good old ‘tea tasting session’? I would recommend such a thing for any mother/daughter bonding session – nothing brings ladies together quite like a cup of tea.

Summer Rose Tea – a bit like a bouquet exploding in one’s nose

We launched straight in with this flowery little number – Summer Rose Tea which did not disappoint in its summeryness or its rosiness. Mum and I spent a good few minutes sniffing – the smell is that good. It warrants quite a few good deep inhalations and when the scent hits, it’s a bit like a bouquet exploding in one’s nose.

When we did get around to actually drinking this tea the taste followed up nicely. It is a black tea, rich, with the rose petal flavour gently permeating each mouthful. I felt like this would be a good tea to read something romantic to such as Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins or  Simon vs the Homo Sapien Agenda by Becky Albertalli. I would say that one could even verge into more dramatic territory, such as Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte or Shakespeare’s Othello.

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10 Top Notch Literary Heroines

You may well be thinking I am being ridiculous, trying to whittle down the vast array of heroines into one measly “top ten” list. And you would be right, it is ridiculous. But let’s have a go anyway… I’ve tried to be unpredictable here and there… (in no order of importance)

  1. Jennifer Jones, Looking for JJ

This girl isn’t what you would call a conventional heroine. Basically she killed her friend when she was ten and we see her life six years later as she attempts to integrate back into society under a false identity. Needless to say things are not easy for Jennifer however I loved the way that even though she did this beyond horrible thing I still empathised with her. She actually seemed like quite a nice person.

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2. Minny Jackson, The Help

This is my favorite character in The Help. Every time she is on the page it glows with humour, passion, bravery and rebellion. She tells everyone how things are and makes no apologies for that. I wish she could be my BFF.

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3. Artemis, Greek Mythology

My favorite goddess by a country mile. She’s the best in all of mythology with a bow and arrow, she’s a full on virgin and only hangs out with other virgins, in woods, surrounded by deer. How cool is she? (P.S. there is no actual such thing a ‘full on virgin’).

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4. Elizabeth Bennett, Pride and Prejudice

The predictability of this choice makes it no less worthy, I tell thee! Elizabeth is sparky in all the right places. That sounds a bit rude but what I mean is she gives as good as she gets and can play verbal tennis with the best of them – all done politely of course – and she can win. She’s also a bookworm and writes fabulous letters.

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Ladies That Kick Ass

I love ladies that kick ass! I’m almost as intent on it as Quentin Tarantino and look what he’s come up with. It all started in the summer of 1993 when I was 12 years old living in a small town in Lancashire and hanging out on a constant basis with a great friend with blonde curls and a fantastic sense of the ridiculous. Together we would make up the silliest funniest characters such as rainbow coloured bickering carrots and we called ourselves ‘longheads’ due to the feeling that we both had foreheads that are too big.

Batgirl - my fav comic book character
Batgirl – my fav comic book character

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I Love Libraries

Libraries are my favorite places. As a youngster I was more than happy to spend days within them pouring over the pages, eating up the words whilst visiting a thousand places and making hundreds of new friends all while sitting in a council owned chair in Lancashire.

I’ve noticed that writers always say this kind of thing when they talk about libraries and sometimes I wonder if we in fact are a slightly different species that originate from a planet covered in books, comfy chairs and reading lamps with cups of tea everywhere. That would be an amazing planet.

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Language & P.G. Wodehouse

I am writing a Young Adult novel, a real world Fantasy with epic elements aplenty.

However.

As I am writing this book, who is my go-to guy for reference? Why, P.G. Wodehouse of course.

P.G. Wodehouse I hear you cry? But P.G is the Grandfather of 20th Century English Comedies… Light-hearted in the extreme… Jeeves and Wooster and all that 1920s silliness… What does a posh English cad and his over educated butler have to do with modern day YA Fantasy?

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